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#1 TimSPOnG

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 16:57

Here's something to dip in and out of... please feel free to add. One sentence only though:

"Once upon a time, the Lord Mayor and his lover were forced to leave the motel via the back entrance."
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#2 miacid

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 17:25

"Not the first time the back entrance had been used that evening."

#3 haritori

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 23:31

"but he had no option, something important was about to happen."

#4 Sly Reflex

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 02:34

"So important in fact, that he had to set the PVR to record Eastenders."

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 05:56

"He stopped, pondering for a moment, "What was so important again?""

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 09:16

And suddenly, like a haddock to the face, it struck him.

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 09:24

It was that time in the life-cycle for the lover to be upgraded and that meant only one thing!
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Posted 18 November 2011 - 13:38

A trip to the love shack, but did he have his jukebox money?
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Posted 18 November 2011 - 15:03

Jukebox money of course being slang for...

#10 Sly Reflex

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 18:31

being used as a bukkake recipient.

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 22:03

The Lord Mayor frowned.

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 22:20

Mainly because his eyes were stinging from...

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 00:29

The poor lighting of the back entrance as he was still bloody there..

#14 Sly Reflex

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 00:46

At the McDonalds on Briggate and Vicar Lane...

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:09

From where he viewed his escape amphibious helicopter, which was to take him and his lover to...
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:18

A top secret military floating island high above the ground disguised by man-made clouds, waiting for him there would be...

#17 miacid

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 15:23

... something that would shock but ultimately disappoint them, he was more concerned that the helicopter pilot was in fact ...

#18 Sly Reflex

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 19:39

Seth Armstrong from Emmerdale...

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 20:20

...disguised as his lover's identical twin, with whom he had previously...
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 23:56

...stolen forty cakes from the very same motel he was fleeing.





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